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About Rogue Elephant

I am a high-earning overtaxed young professional, and life long Conservative Republican. I'm passionate about spreading our conservative message. I was captain of my college debate team, have always enjoyed current events, arguing with Liberals, and love America.

Pro-Gun Democrats Turning On Us… Joe Biden To The Rescue!

Patriots!  Be on alert.  In another turn of events today for lawful gun owners across the United States, President Obama informed us that his trusty VP Joe Biden will be in charge of making sure that there is meaningful anti-gun … Continue reading

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Republicans, please SHUT UP about GOD!

Republicans have shown up to the argument, but they are completely missing the opportunities laid at their feet by Democrats this week.  You’ve got the opportunity to hit a home run here on 2nd amendment rights, and destroy the Democrats … Continue reading

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Piers Morgan Is Destroyed On Gun Control…

The Gun Owners of America went on Piers Morgan this week to defend our 2nd amendment rights.  What an amazing common sense argument that was made.  Piers Morgan could barely contain himself, poor guy…. Mr. Morgan you are simply disgusting, … Continue reading

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Has The Middle Class Already Gone Off The Fiscal Cliff?

While the sleazy politicians in Washington are still trying to argue to some agreement on the so called fiscal cliff, it begs the question if the result isn’t going to just throw more cold water on an already wrecked middle … Continue reading

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Is Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly a Sexy Robot?

Megyn Kelly does definitely bear a striking resemblance to the character “Six” from TV’s smash hit Battlestar Galactica.  While we can’t be sure, we’d love to spend more time looking at Megyn so we’ve decided to review the evidence right … Continue reading

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Republican Women: Which GOP Lawmaker is a Former Hooters Girl? (Photos)

Because Democrats would have you believe that there are no women in the Republican party, we’ve decided to start profiling some of our party’s women right here on Conservative Island for you.  We look forward to introducing you to some … Continue reading

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Holiday Gift Giving Guide for Conservative Ladies…

Guys — if you buy your special lady a shake weight again this year for Christmas, you fail at life.  Allow us to give you a little help… So we’ve covered what to get conservative guys in a previous blog, … Continue reading

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Cool Holiday Gifts For Conservative Guys…

Christmas time is upon us once again, and many of you are asking me what you should buy the conservative guy in your life.  It’s got to be something cool that he would never buy himself, and let’s face it … Continue reading

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Should We Reinstitute The Conservative Man’s Dress Code?

As you tune into the Republican National Convention each year, one must wonder what has happened to our traditional Republican dress code.  Obviously if you’ve watched these eccentric folks in Cowboy hats and god knows what stomping around on the … Continue reading

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Republican Women: South Dakota’s Kristi Noem Voted Sexiest Congress Woman! (Photos)

We've read at article that South Dakota's new congress woman Kristi Noem was recently voted the sexiest Congress Woman of 2012, and we believe it!  Holding South Dakota's only congressional office, Kristi Noem has been propelled into the public spotlight … Continue reading

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