Holiday Gift Giving Guide for Conservative Ladies…

Guys — if you buy your special lady a shake weight again this year for Christmas, you fail at life.  Allow us to give you a little help…

So we’ve covered what to get conservative guys in a previous blog, and now it’s time to focus on the women that we love.  Conservative ladies are slightly easier to shop for, because they don’t want something they need — They want something they’ll want.  This can be something shiny, or something leather, or something they can wear, or maybe something they can carry.  Needless to say, it should be classy and stylish all at once if you want to gain her favor during the holidays.

It generally takes guys many years to learn the lessons of what gifts to give a woman, so let us save you the heart ache and pain of such a steep learning curve.  We’ve obviously made every mistake there is to make on the topic, and have learned our lesson — So let our loss be your gain this season as we reveal to you the conservative womens gift giving guide below.

Shoes:  You can never miss buying a woman shoes as a gift.  It’s somewhat original, because most of her previous boyfriends have probably never thought to do this.  They are something she will use often, and they will make her remember what a cool hip gift giver you are.  The shoes should be classy, somewhat expensive, and the sexier the better.  It can be your way of telling her that you see her as a beautiful lady that you’d like to take out on the town.  She’ll enjoy wearing shoes you’ve picked out to dinner and on dates in the future, and you’ll get to watch her wear them — So really shoes are the gift that just keeps giving.  Here are some of our favorites:

Glance - BlackGlamette - Black
Love - Black SuedeDawn Heel - Black
L.A.M.B. Shoes by Gwen Steffani:  These are the ultimate in sexy and hip shoes that won’t be mistaken for anything cheap she might have gotten from Targét gentlemen.  Take note.

Glance – Black
Glamette – Black

Dawn Heel – Black

Love – Black Suede

Jessica Simpson Boots & Heels: If you can’t afford something more couture, Jessica Simpson makes an excellent selection of boots and heels for an affordable price… And by purchasing from Jessica, you’ll be supporting a conservative business woman who contributes to many conservative causes.
Aura - GreyDevin - Bermuda Pink

Cathi - Camel Bronze NubuckElanor - Black Satin

Aura – Grey
Devin – Bermuda Pink

Cathi – Camel Bronze Nubuck
Elanor – Black Satin

Gold & Silver Coins:  If your special lady is anticipating the coming economic collapse like we are, then what better gift can you give her than some gold and silver coins for the holidays?  She’ll enjoy looking at her new bling, and knowing that it will protect her from inflation if the economy continues to melt down.  Most experts are suggesting that gold and silver become a part of people’s retirement portfolios going forward, so here are a couple of good options:

GoldSilver.com - Buy Gold & Silver

American Gold Eagles
Silver Bars and Coins

 Travel:  Conservative ladies work harder than most, and appreciate a get away when they can.  The best thing about giving her travel or a vacation is that she’ll get to spend it with you in a hotel room in an exotic location.  Vacations can be great to revive your relationship, and are a win-win for both the gift giver and receiver.  Here are a couple of our faves courtesy of the good folks at Expedia:
The Westin Lagunamar Ocean Resort Villas, CancunThe Ritz-Carlton, CancunDreams Los Cabos Suites Golf Resort & Spa All InclusiveRiu Santa Fe All Inclusive

The Westin Lagunamar Ocean Resort Villas, Cancun
The Ritz-Carlton, Cancun
Dreams Los Cabos Suites Golf Resort & Spa All Inclusive
Riu Santa Fe All Inclusive

Jewelry: As we stated before, during the holidays — ladies don’t want something they need, they want something they want.  Nothing sums that up better than a shiny new piece of jewelry.  She’ll love it because every time she looks down at it, it will remind her of you.  Conservative ladies like classy choices that include diamonds and pearls, so choose wisely  Here are a few of our favorites that would fit any occasion:

14K White Gold .22 ct tw Genuine Diamond Pave Diamond Heart Belly Ring14K Yellow Gold 7mm Freshwater Pearl Diamond Heart EarringsSterling Silver Antiqued Leaf Cuff Bracelet 31mmSterling Silver 5 Row Cable Freshwater Pearl Necklace - 18.5 Inches

14K White Gold .22 ct tw Genuine Diamond Pave Diamond Heart Belly Ring
14K Yellow Gold 7mm Freshwater Pearl Diamond Heart Earrings
Sterling Silver Antiqued Leaf Cuff Bracelet 31mm
Sterling Silver 5 Row Cable Freshwater Pearl Necklace – 18.5 Inches

Handbags:  Another great gift that is overlooked by too many men.  Instead of getting her another pair of pajamas this year, how about a nice designer purse? A woman’s purse is similar to a man’s shoes or watch.  It will be the first thing fellow women notice about her when she walks into a room.  If your lady has a cheap purse, then you should rectify that this holiday season by getting her something name brand and flashy that she can feel confident about.  Nothing improves your lady’s confidence more than a new purse from a great brand, and we’ve picked out a few that are sure to be attention getters when she walks into a room:
Balenciaga Handbag Silver Giant City PurplePrada Leather Handbag BN1689 BlackPrada Handbag BN1924 BlackPrada Shoulder Bag BR4261 Black

Balenciaga Handbag Silver Giant City Purple
Prada Leather Handbag BN1689 Black
Prada Handbag BN1924 Black
Prada Shoulder Bag BR4261 Black

Rolex Watches:  Gentleman, nothing says “I love you” to a conservative lady like a gorgeous designer watch.  No watch says it more than a Rolex, period – the end.  Rolex has been part of the official uniform of the conservative for nearly a century now, and conservatives ladies absolutely love them.  A Rolex watch says that a woman is well taken care of, confident, and doing very well in her life.  Class warfare can kiss her couture covered booty, because she’s fabulous. Not a gift to be given lightly for sure, but if you have the means — I highly recommend them.
Ladies Champagne Dial 2.0ct Channel Set Bezel Rolex Super President (452)Ladies Mother of Pearl Dial Baguette Cut Bezel Rolex Super President (450)Ladies Silver Dial Channel Set Bezel Rolex President (678)Ladies Stainless Steel Black Mother of Pearl Dial Channel Set Rolex Datejust (279)

Ladies Champagne Dial 2.0ct Channel Set Bezel Rolex Super President (452)
Ladies Mother of Pearl Dial Baguette Cut Bezel Rolex Super President (450)

Ladies Silver Dial Channel Set Bezel Rolex President (678)
Ladies Stainless Steel Black Mother of Pearl Dial Channel Set Rolex Datejust (279)

 

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