Powerball Fever Gripping The Nation!!! Does this mean liberals have won?

The Powerball Jackpot is expected to be awarded to at least one lucky winner tonight as millions of Americans like up to buy a chance at a $550 Million dollar grand prize.  That person is sure to begin voting Republican once they realize the share the federal government will slice out of that prize,.  We’re human here at Conservative Island, so of course we have our tickets in hand and ready for tonight’s drawing.  As I stare down at my lucky numbers, something just is sticking in my craw on this one — Have the liberals won?

If you look past all of this Powerball hysteria, you see millions of disheartened Americans.  People who are so down on their luck, that only the lure of a huge Powerball lottery prize can get them out of their doldrums. When you watch the news, you see a reflection of our current electorate, as people line up all hoping that their ticket is the lucky one.  Unemployed, maybe working jobs they hate that pay very little, or folks living at home with their Mom and Dad while they are in their 30′s and beyond.

Is this the future for America that the liberals have dreamed for so many years?  A time when more people are dependent on the government than ever before.  A time when people are propelled to line up like zombies and do the only thing they think they can right now, which is buy a little slice of hope for $2.  The Powerball lottery prize has never grown this large before, so is this a sign that the liberals have won?


About Rogue Elephant

I am a high-earning overtaxed young professional, and life long Conservative Republican. I'm passionate about spreading our conservative message. I was captain of my college debate team, have always enjoyed current events, arguing with Liberals, and love America.
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